The year was 1980 something.

I was pulling into our driveway with my sister in the passenger seat.

The radio was on and I was singing along.

When the car came to a stop my sister looked at me and said something like, “Jeanne, I can’t believe you are singing that!! Β That is disgusting!”

I had NO idea what she was talking about.

I looked at her, “What?”

She responded back with a tone that can only be conveyed in person, “I’m gonna get dressed for safe sex????”

What the heck was she talking about? Β Then it hit me!

I started dying laughing because I had been singing “Dressed For Success” by Roxette.

I am not saying you shouldn’t get dressed for safe sex…but that is NOT what I was singing:-)

The best part was her pure disgust in my song choices!

Over the years I have laughed at how many songs I have been singing wrong my whole life.

These are my favorites that I have completely massacred!

It has only been until the last year that I knew that “Benny and the Jets” said electric boots and NOT electric BOOBS!!!

Seriously…electric boobs???

Another favorite is from the movie Flashdance.

The song “What a Feeling” I thought it said “take your pants off and make it happen.”

Every time I hear that song I let out the loudest laugh because they say, “take your passion and make it happen.”

I can’t stop laughing now just writing this.

The last one I have to share is “Blinded By The Light.”

I can NOT be the only one on this one.

Seriously….”revved up like a deuce….no way…I thought it said , “wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night.”

Really? Β Why would anyone write about a wrapped up douche???? it is your turn.

What songs did you completely botch???


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