I would like to start off by telling everyone that I am not excessively clumsy. I was not drinking the day when this story begins (at least not excessively). I don’t usually jump up out of my chair to do yard work (at least not excessively). We can now proceed. Last Monday was a gorgeous day here in Colorado. The sun was out, the birds were chirping and all was right with the world. We went for a hike on a new trail. …